Oh my gosh, Kate hiding behind a hat and sunglasses? Oh you are just too cool Kate..were are the 4 inch heels? I have to admit, black is not very flattering on Kate...neither is this outfit for her figure.
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awww, she has her new boobs on display!
LOVE IS ONLY IN THE PIX: RECIPES FROM SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T REALLY COOK
RECIPE COMPILATION from a few of the smarta$$es at GWOP
BREAKFASTY STUFF:
-Greed Eggs and Ham
-Tabloid (Sue)Souffles
-I Want a Bagelllll
-Not so cheery-o's
-Kate's Breakfast Quickie
-"I'm so Exhausted" Eggs Benedict
-curds and NO WAY!!!!!!!!
-Turds and Whey
-Bacon and I Don’t Have Any Good Eggs
-I am Toasted Toast
SNACKS AKA “LOVE TAPAS” (ONLY IF YOU NAP!!!)
-Health-Tex-Mex
-Nacho Nannies
-Love Is In the Chex Mix
- Kate's Jerk-y
-Jon's Beer Battered Balls
-Horrendously Horrendous Hummus
-Time out Tid Bits
-Deanna Dip and Chips
-Babe ghanoush
-Belittle Bits
BREDS:
-Banotananny Bread
-Gag Me With a Spoon Bread
-Kon Meal Bread
-Kate's Banana Nutjob Bread
FRUITS AND VEGGIES:
-Hot For Teacher's Cherries
-Corn Frittering Our $ Away
-Tator Tups
-Harlem Globe Tater-Trotters
-Coooooold Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy)
-Grilled Con on the Cob
-Bitternuts Squash-
-Mashed potatoes with gravy train
-Jon's Half-Baked Beans
- BLING BLING Cherries
-Not so GREEN beans
-Heart-shaped Grapes (Sugar-Coated)
SALADS AND LIGHTER FARE:
-Don't Bother Me Chef's Salad
-Exploitation Egg Salad Secrets
-Laundryroom Floor Luncheonette
-Seven Lawyer Salad
-Hawaiian Grab Salad w/ say yes to the dressing
-BULLogny SandWITCHES
-Kate's D-Cup Salad
-Two-Fruit Salad
-Eight on a Shingle
-B.L.T. sandwiches for Jon (B-Belittling L-Love T-Taps)
-Kate Kreider’s SOURkraut
SOUPS:
-Who Would Give You Gumbo
-Old Grandma Who's No Longer In-Our Lives Soup
-Old Grandma(less) Soup
-Kate's Hambone Soup
-Split-Up Pea Soup
-Fake Wedding Soup
-Kate's Shrew Stew
MAIN DISHES:
-Pink Coed Tacos
-Off of baby's back ribs
-Freemeat loaf
-Cole Haan-burgers
-High Stakes Steak
-Jon's Big (Korean) Beef
-Easy Craft Services Buffet for 10
-Did You Just Now Put Those On? BBQ
-The Easiest Boxes to Open When "Cooking".
-Jon's Meatless Meat Balls
-Chubby Hubby Skewer
-Micromini Skirt Steak
- Jon's Red Faced Snapper
- Kate's Mac and Steve
-Chicken a la QUEEN
-Chili Kon Katie
-Paparazzi Pot Pie
-Korean TAKEout (and HANDOUTs)
-chicken KON carnage
-Chicken(S**T) with Orange Kate sauce.
-Kate's Smackaroni and Cheez
-Backyard BBQ German Shepherds'Pie
-Bratworst
Jon’s POT roast
KONelloni
JUST MUTTON:
-Sheeple Smorgaboard.
-Sheeple Cole Slaw
-Sheeple Stew
-Sheeple Skewers
-Sheeple Snap Peas
-Sheeple Sandwiches
-Sheeple Salmon Patties
(All Normally tasty treats but when prepared by Kate would be bland, tasteless and lacking flavor because the ingredients in SHEEPLE are VERY SIMPLE).
BEVERAGES (note to fans- That means “THINGS WE DRINK“):
-Love Tap Punch
-Whine (Wine) Spritzers
-Make Your Man-go slush
-Who Am I To Say No Hot Cocoa
-Hot tea with Queen Bee Honey
-Earl Mr. Gray Tea
EXTRAS:
-Exhausting Cream Cheese Frosting
-Kate's Hollering-daise Sauce
-Pu$$ywhipped cream
-KONpound butter
YOU’LL GET YOUR JUST DESSERTS
-No-Eat Cupcakes
-I'm Flagged Cake
-Quick & Easy Tipsy Tarts
-Jon's Famous Date Bread
-Bred pudding
-Helloooo Jello
-I scream for ice-cream
-Monkey (on my Back) Munch
-Jon's No-Nuts Pecan Cookies
-Karmal Popcorn
-Banana We Are Spliting
-White cake with Grey and Black frosting
-Rice Krispie Rare Treats
-Kate's RhuBARB Pie
-Jon's (Heavy on the) Bourbon (Light on the) Balls
-Not So Humble Pie
-Dump (your spouse) Cake
-Tup's "You're Ruined!!!!" Drippy Ice Cream Delight
-Spicy Cinnamon Apple Kreider
-J&K (are) Bananas (and will) Split
-Paparrazzi Karma Korn
-Chocolate Sundae with a White Plastic Chair-y on Top
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