Love is in the "Nix" Recipes

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THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!!!

LOVE IS ONLY IN THE PIX: RECIPES FROM SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T REALLY COOK
RECIPE COMPILATION from a few of the smarta$$es at GWOP

BREAKFASTY STUFF:
-Greed Eggs and Ham
-Tabloid (Sue)Souffles
-I Want a Bagelllll
-Not so cheery-o's
-Kate's Breakfast Quickie
-"I'm so Exhausted" Eggs Benedict
-curds and NO WAY!!!!!!!!
-Turds and Whey
-Bacon and I Don’t Have Any Good Eggs
-I am Toasted Toast

SNACKS AKA “LOVE TAPAS” (ONLY IF YOU NAP!!!)
-Health-Tex-Mex
-Nacho Nannies
-Love Is In the Chex Mix
- Kate's Jerk-y
-Jon's Beer Battered Balls
-Horrendously Horrendous Hummus
-Time out Tid Bits
-Deanna Dip and Chips
-Babe ghanoush
-Belittle Bits

BREDS:
-Banotananny Bread
-Gag Me With a Spoon Bread
-Kon Meal Bread
-Kate's Banana Nutjob Bread

FRUITS AND VEGGIES:
-Hot For Teacher's Cherries
-Corn Frittering Our $ Away
-Tator Tups
-Harlem Globe Tater-Trotters
-Coooooold Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy)
-Grilled Con on the Cob
-Bitternuts Squash-
-Mashed potatoes with gravy train
-Jon's Half-Baked Beans
- BLING BLING Cherries
-Not so GREEN beans
-Heart-shaped Grapes (Sugar-Coated)
SALADS AND LIGHTER FARE:
-Don't Bother Me Chef's Salad
-Exploitation Egg Salad Secrets
-Laundryroom Floor Luncheonette
-Seven Lawyer Salad
-Hawaiian Grab Salad w/ say yes to the dressing
-BULLogny SandWITCHES
-Kate's D-Cup Salad
-Two-Fruit Salad
-Eight on a Shingle
-B.L.T. sandwiches for Jon (B-Belittling L-Love T-Taps)
-Kate Kreider’s SOURkraut

SOUPS:
-Who Would Give You Gumbo
-Old Grandma Who's No Longer In-Our Lives Soup
-Old Grandma(less) Soup
-Kate's Hambone Soup
-Split-Up Pea Soup
-Fake Wedding Soup
-Kate's Shrew Stew

MAIN DISHES:
-Pink Coed Tacos
-Off of baby's back ribs
-Freemeat loaf
-Cole Haan-burgers
-High Stakes Steak
-Jon's Big (Korean) Beef
-Easy Craft Services Buffet for 10
-Did You Just Now Put Those On? BBQ
-The Easiest Boxes to Open When "Cooking".
-Jon's Meatless Meat Balls
-Chubby Hubby Skewer
-Micromini Skirt Steak
- Jon's Red Faced Snapper
- Kate's Mac and Steve
-Chicken a la QUEEN
-Chili Kon Katie
-Paparazzi Pot Pie
-Korean TAKEout (and HANDOUTs)
-chicken KON carnage
-Chicken(S**T) with Orange Kate sauce.
-Kate's Smackaroni and Cheez
-Backyard BBQ German Shepherds'Pie
-Bratworst
Jon’s POT roast
KONelloni

JUST MUTTON:
-Sheeple Smorgaboard.
-Sheeple Cole Slaw
-Sheeple Stew
-Sheeple Skewers
-Sheeple Snap Peas
-Sheeple Sandwiches
-Sheeple Salmon Patties
(All Normally tasty treats but when prepared by Kate would be bland, tasteless and lacking flavor because the ingredients in SHEEPLE are VERY SIMPLE).

BEVERAGES (note to fans- That means “THINGS WE DRINK“):
-Love Tap Punch
-Whine (Wine) Spritzers
-Make Your Man-go slush
-Who Am I To Say No Hot Cocoa
-Hot tea with Queen Bee Honey
-Earl Mr. Gray Tea

EXTRAS:
-Exhausting Cream Cheese Frosting
-Kate's Hollering-daise Sauce
-Pu$$ywhipped cream
-KONpound butter

YOU’LL GET YOUR JUST DESSERTS
-No-Eat Cupcakes
-I'm Flagged Cake
-Quick & Easy Tipsy Tarts
-Jon's Famous Date Bread
-Bred pudding
-Helloooo Jello
-I scream for ice-cream
-Monkey (on my Back) Munch
-Jon's No-Nuts Pecan Cookies
-Karmal Popcorn
-Banana We Are Spliting
-White cake with Grey and Black frosting
-Rice Krispie Rare Treats
-Kate's RhuBARB Pie
-Jon's (Heavy on the) Bourbon (Light on the) Balls
-Not So Humble Pie
-Dump (your spouse) Cake
-Tup's "You're Ruined!!!!" Drippy Ice Cream Delight
-Spicy Cinnamon Apple Kreider
-J&K (are) Bananas (and will) Split
-Paparrazzi Karma Korn
-Chocolate Sundae with a White Plastic Chair-y on Top

Former Nurse Actually Stands Up for Kate?

With all due respect to Angela Krall, when was the last time she was in the Gosselin household? I seriously doubt she has been admitted past "the gates" of exploitation.


http://www.nypost.com/seven/05302009/news/nationalnews/sweatshop___8_171682.htm

'SWEATSHOP' + 8
JON & KATE SLAPPED BY CHILD-LABOR PROBE
By REBECCA ROSENBERG and TODD VENEZIA
Pennsylvania authorities have opened up a probe into whether reality-show parents Jon and Kate Gosselin are running a televised sweatshop out of their home.
The state Labor Department received a complaint the TV couple -- whose brood of eight children is featured in the red-hot "Jon & Kate Plus 8" on TLC -- are engaging in illegal child labor, according to spokesman Justin Fleming.

"Any complaint we get, we investigate," Fleming said, although the exact nature of the complaint was not clear.

A former nanny who worked with the couple defended them yesterday to The Post.

Angela Krall said that, although the kids are probably on camera too much, the Gosselin home is not a place of child labor.

"It's absolutely ridiculous," Krall, 31, told The Post. "It's like someone is trying to get to them. There are a lot of bad insults flying about them."

TLC insisted it complied with all relevant laws.

The couple -- parents of an 8-year-old set of twins and a 5-year-old set of sextuplets -- were catapulted into headlines after allegations that they were cheating on each other.

Meanwhile, The Post has learned that the Gosselins are having a new kitchen installed inside their already posh $1.1 million mansion, which sits behind a gate on 24 acres, while they stay out of town.

Their huge and well-appointed old kitchen was one of the main backdrops for the season-premiere episode of their show, which drew a blockbuster audience of 10 million on Monday.

The couple moved from a modest home in October to the fancy new digs. They have been criticized for taking a huge amount of swag -- from free trips to plastic surgery.

Monday's episode featured several awkward moments as Jon and Kate talked about the troubles in their marriage -- but denied adultery.

Krall, who says she likes Kate, said the TV mom "comes across as not such a nice person.

"I'd say she's a difficult person to get on with. She doesn't ask people to do stuff, but commands them."

todd.venezia@nypost.com

Investigation

Finally they have decided to investigate Jon and Kate. It's about time someone cares about the kids.

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jon-and-Kate-gosselin-under-investigation-for-violating-child-labor-laws-2009295

Scamming Churches is Not a Good Idea

May 26, 2009 by Matt Heckman.

As most of you know I was one of the few bloggers in cyber space to defend The Gosselins in the beginning. I still believe that they were mistreated, as they did not fit the template in the media for collecting welfare benefits, however in light of all the hard evidence that has been developing from their family to their ponzi scams at churches, I can not justify their behavior.

When you go into a house of God and lie about your financial status, and collect money from people in that church where most of these people live paycheck to paycheck, not only is that stealing, but it’s criminal fraud. Churches throughout the country are already struggling just to get by on day to day operations and their main sources of revenue are general donations, but most importantly offerings during the service. The Gosselins call this source of their income “love offerings”. The fraud continues as they also charge for autograph pictures at $20.00 a piece all under the banner “it’s for the children”.

Needless to say the children are far from crying poverty, as The Gosselins have reported to make over 3 million last year from their reality show alone, and not including all the freebies, trips, love offerings, etc.

I have got several opinions from criminal law experts in The Commonwealth where some of these people have spoke to some of the churches that complained they were defrauded by The Gosselins and they have all told me that there is more than enough evidence for PA Attorney General Tom Corbett to go forward with a case for fraud against The Gosselins, as well as for The U.S. Attorney General as The Gosselins have conducted this “love offering” scam on a nationwide scale as their methods are very similar to charity style Ponzi schemes.

Last but not least I contacted Tom Corbett’s office without giving my name of course asking the babe who answered the phone if The Gosselins were indeed conducting fraud. The babe on the phone to my amazement said that they have been receiving numerous calls a day asking about The Gosselin Family and their actions especially involving “love offerings”. She then forwarded me to another lady who is the unofficial PR whore for these calls, and all I got was “Mr. Corbet strongly believes that fraud on all levels must be dealt with, however in light of The Gosselins that is currently not an option that Mr. Corbett is considering at this time as it could be harmful to their 8 children.”

http://www.greaterreadingonline.com/pimp-my-sextuplets/post/782790

New Articles

http://www.starmagazine.com/jon_kate_kids_dont_go/news/15635

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/kate-gosselin-gave-jon-a-five-dollar-daily-allowance-2009265

How Do the Teachers Address This?

. Would you allow your children to view last nights show? Jon and Kate Plus 8 used to be a show appropriate for family viewing. Do Mady and Cara's teachers have to address divorce now? What about the tups teacher? Many of the children the kids attend school with would obviously want to watch themselves and their friends on television and probably couldn't wait to tune in last night. Instead of watching their friends during the birthday party, they tuned in to watching a family falling apart. How could the teachers not address the split?
It is disgusting how low TLC, Jon and Kate Gosselin and their sponsors will go for $$$$

Nice family viewing folks!

Kate the Celebrity

Oh my gosh, Kate hiding behind a hat and sunglasses? Oh you are just too cool Kate..were are the 4 inch heels? I have to admit, black is not very flattering on Kate...neither is this outfit for her figure.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/05/25/kate-gosselin-petsmart/

A Message from Aunt Jodi's sister

The Truth Will Set You Free said…

Since TLC is airing the old episodes, I thought I shed some light on how the show works. We’ve discussed this before, but it’s buried somewhere in the archived posts.

When the show first started, Kate made a wishlist of things that she wanted, and that became the theme of each episode–the carpet, twin’s room, bunk beds, cow, hairplugs, teeth whitening, trips, etc. EVERYTHING that you see them do or buy is completely paid for out of the budget for the show or traded for free advertising. Kate went on and on about saving up for special days, you saw her paying for things, she talked about budgeting, etc. It is all for the appearance that they are a struggling family with 8 children. They needed to be relatable. They didn’t pay for any of it.

The episodes are also staged. Here’s how it works…there is a staff of people reading these blogs and they base the shows around what people are talking about. I haven’t watched many episodes, but I do know some of the behind the scenes events.

The Christmas episode from 2007. Producers told Kate that the viewers wanted to see her show appreciation to their helpers. They told her what the episode was going to be. I think they baked cookies and then went caroling (of course this was probably one of their many “traditions”–those are all fake too). Kate threw a fit. She didn’t want to do it, but she did…because they were trying to pacify the viewers.

Another example is the “Games Gosselins Play” (I think that might have been the same episode as their “mission statement”). I actually did watch this one. This was around the time that I started reading discussion boards and finding out that there were many people opposed to the show. It was so obvious that the mission statement was addressing all of the concerns that I had been reading online. The game time was just ridiculous. After the episode, I called Jodi and said, “what was that?”. She hadn’t watched it, so I explained that it came across so fake (at least to me). Jodi was with Kate when she got “the call” about the theme for that episode. Kate said something like, “so now I have to pretend that I play with my kids”. They also wanted her to pay special attention to the boys.

Don’t believe everything you see. The children are also being prompted to say or do certain things. They signed their lives away to TLC and they will continue to spin the show to keep the viewer’s interest. I don’t believe this show will go away until the viewers decide that they don’t want to be played anymore.

Of course, you’ve all figured out that they are showing Kate cook/bake to promote her upcoming cookbook. The show has now turned into a show about a family with a reality show–move to a mansion, cross-over shows, book tour, talk shows…

I’ve only watch a handful of episodes. I haven’t even seen all of the episodes that Jodi has been in. I made a personal decision long ago to do what I can to give those children the privacy and respect that they deserve. I refuse to watch and participate in something that I feel so strongly against.

Please don’t watch on Monday. You’re not going to learn anything new by watching. They will only show what they think people want to see and it isn’t real anyway. They will probably drag this out (J&K’s “relationship”) for the entire season. They just string the viewers along hoping that they will come back for more.

I Smell a Boob Job

When will these fools stop giving these scam artists free toys? With the economy tanking they couldn't think of something better to do with their money? Disgusting!

http://www.dlisted.com/node/32199

Are the Gosselin Children Safe?

Honestly, do you think that these kids are safe in the hostile environment that they live in? Even those super fans that have been duped by TLC and Mr and Mrs Gosselin have got to think something is not right in that house.


http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5030188n

Kate Gosselin Did Not Write Multiple Blessings

Is Beth going to come forward? This may be a start!


http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/05/exclusive-video-poll-jon-and-kateplus-ghostwriter

The President of Metro Parent Speaks

The president of Metro Parent Speaks

http://www.detnews.com/article/20090521/OPINION03/905210449/1031

Perez Hilton is On To Kate

http://perezhilton.com/2009-05-20-kate-gosselins-created-her-own-personal-hell

From Mom to Monster

US Magazine - From Mom to Monster
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/cover-story-kate-gosselin-fired-40-staffers-in-3-months-2009205

To see how Kate the monster was created refer to the post from May 15.
http://sixgosselins.blogspot.com/2009/05/how-monster-kate-was-created.html

More From Kevin and Jodi

In this interview, Jodi and Kevin say that Jon and Kate are fully aware of their intent and that there are signs of trouble. I took it to mean that some of the children are showing signs of stress. Poor kids.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/05/exclusive-new-interview-jon-kates-secret-marriage-contract

What's Wrong With This Picture?

Ok....you Gosselin fans that leave those crazy comments...you can't think this is a normal family.

Cara is having a melt down, Kate is mocking her and there are cameras and microphones in Cara's face......

Someone help Cara! That poor child!!

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=05&evt=gosselin-pinata&pic=kate-gosselin-pinata-party-09.jpg

Gosselin Six Birthday Party Video

What idiot wears heels to a birthday party for 5 year olds held at a park? Oh yeah, never mind!

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/05/jon-kate-fifth-birthday-celebration-sextuplets

One Picture Tells a Million Words

Mommy is home! That means boom mics, cameras and happiness for Mady.
Hellloooooooo.......what is wrong with this picture!!!

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=05&evt=gosselin-party&pic=kate-gosselin-party-city-02.jpg

How the Monster Kate Gosselin Was Created.

Kate Gosselin is surrounded by people that use her. She has no idea that she has been exploited just as badly as she exploits her own 8 children. I truly believe that in her own mind, she actually thinks she is a big talent, an accomplished writer and an inspirational speaker. Why not? Everyone that surrounds her tells her so.

First........the show. The TLC executives are stunned at the success of Jon and Kate Plus 8. They have got a HUGE hit on their hands. They are ecstatic! Kate is naive and very greedy, a perfect target! They romance her with expensive dinners, nice trips, freebies and cash beyond her wildest dreams. At first, Kate feels it is an end to the constant budget constraints she has encountered raising 8 children. She is no stranger to begging and taking so she happily signs away her family's privacy on the dotted line. The show is beating every other show in the TLC lineup so the executives court Kate and give in to her increasing demands. The viewers notice that Katie begins to sport a little rooster like spike on the back of her head.

All of a sudden Kate becomes a "Goddess" of sorts to thousands of fans (aka sheepie). They are so obsessed with her and Kate's head is beginning to swell beyond capacity! Kate thinks she is the next Martha Stewart. They send her gifts, they send the children gifts, companies are knocking her door down with offers of freebies. Kate begins adding stripes to her hair.

Next comes the speaking engagements. Kate walks on stage to the sounds of Kate! Kate! Kate! as if she just caught the winning touchdown at the Super Bowl. Her head is expanding so rapidly that her hair is beginning to stand up on its own.

In steps Beth Carson, a family friend who offers to help Kate write a book about her so called life with sextuplets and twins. Beth essentially writes the book but receives no credit. (It is alleged that there was a fallout between Beth Carson and Kate Gosselin because of TLC wanted to pay the Carsons for shooting on their property but Kate wouldn't hear of it.)
Next comes the whirlwind book tour. Thousands of sheepie flock to dozens and dozens of book signings to have Kate autograph a copy of Multiple Ble$$ings. Kate's head is so big now that hair will only grow on one side of her head because her ego is busting out the hair follicles before they have a chance to grow.

Zondervan (book publisher) is fawning over her every need. This small Christian Publishing company has never had a book on the NY Times Bestseller list, let alone two! They give in to her demands of first class air tickets, a $1600/day bodyguard, first class accommodations and anything Kate asks for even more book signings! The back of Kate's hair finally explodes due to the busting ego trying to escape her head.

So take a narcissist and add in TLC executives, thousands of sheepie, Zondervan and there you have it.

The Monster and her hair is CREATED!!!

What is so sad about this whole story is the whole premise, the basis of Jon and Kate Plus 8 are the children...who have been forgotten.

Part Three

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/05/exclusive-new-interview-jon-kate-relatives-say-split-would-affect-these-children

The Interview Continues

I hope Beth speaks soon!

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/05/exclusive-new-interview-kate-gosselins-family-blasts-tv-mom

It Just Gets Worse -

The link is an interview with Uncle Kevin and Aunt Jodi. I truly believe that they have the best interests of the children in the right place, unlike Mrs. Kate Gosselin. She is disgusting!
Go home and repair your family!!!
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/05/exclusive-interview-jon-and-kate-shocker-her-brother-says-their-marriage-over

Freebie List

The freebie list is much longer than this but it's a good start!
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jon-and-kate-how-much-money-is-stake-2009135

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EXCLUSIVE: Jon and Kate: How Much Money Is at Stake
WEDNESDAY MAY 13, 2009

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The Gosselins make up to $75,000 per episode on their TLC hit, Jon & Kate Plus 8, for a 20-episode season -- and that's not even counting all their freebies!

As the Los Angeles Times reports that TLC is scrambling to find a way to revise the May 25 season premiere given the latest news on the couple, the delicate balancing act of how to incorporate reality into a heavily produced "reality" show is in the balance.

For the Gosselin clan, it's not just their show -- but their lifestyle -- that hang in the balance.

See Jon and Kate through the years.

Kate, who grew up in a trailer park and didn't go on her first airplane ride until her honeymoon to Disney World, now flies only first class for speaking engagements (mostly paid for by churches), sells signed photos of her kids for $20 a pop at appearances, and received a free tummy tuck after giving birth (Jon received a free hair transplant). A family source says while pregnant with the sextuplets, she grew "obsessed" with how many goodies the famed McCaughey septuplets received in 1997.

Check out celebs caught cheating.

Jon, now a stay-at-home dad, was fired from his job at Style Craft Corp in 2004 after "spending much more time" on a "quest" for freebies than working, the company's owner, David Rothermel, tells Us. (Rothermel finally has spoken out after growing furious at the couple's well-worn claim that he was fired because the company didn't want to insure his family.)

See photos of Jon Gosselin and his mistress

"Instead of keeping the attention on their kids, they've let the attention turn to money and fame," says a family source of Jon and Kate, who, according to Nielson Media Research, are ranked No. 8 on the list of cable shows with the most product placement.

Marc Berman, senior television editor at Mediaweek, says producers cannot continue to portray the Gosselins as an everyday family trying to raise eight kids.

"Their lives have changed - they're not struggling anymore," Berman tells Usmagazine.com. "They're eating at fancy restaurants now. Yeah, they still have eight children, but things are different.

Below, a sample of just some of the swag they've scored:

- Free beds
- Front-loader washing machines
- New furniture
- Free solar panels for "Going Green" episode
- Clothes from Gymboree and Gap
- Mady & Cara birthday at American Girl Place (2 dolls and birthday package for 2 adults & 2 kids): $710
- Trip to Florida Key's for Jon's 30th birthday
-Tickets to Dutch Wonderland amusement park: $309.50
-1/2 an organic cow from Natural Acres Farm: $1,395.00
-Tickets to Philadelphia Zoo: $104.00
-Tickets to Walt Disney World: $654.00 per day
- Utah house rental (estimate: $5,000), ski lift tickets $72 for six days), ski school lessons ($140 per child)
- Upright piano, which they got rid of when they moved into their new $1.1 million home : $5,550-$6,350
- Violin: $100-$300
- Old house re-carperted
-Crayola Factory Tour: $90.00
-Teeth Whitening (for Jon & Kate): $1,310 (average price for 2 adults)
-Hair plugs (Jon): $5,200 (average cost)
-Sesame Street Place tickets: $509.50
-Day with Thomas the Tank Engine: $180.00
-Beach trip to North Carolina, house rental, Jeep tour
-Sight & Sound Christian theatre tickets: $236.00
-SkyBox at Phillies game
-LegoLand tickets: $550.00
-San Diego Zoo tickets: $278.00
-Grand Wailea Resort (Hawaii) for 2008 vow renewal: Suites range from $725-$1,080 per night.
-2 purebred German Shepherd puppies: $1,000-$3,000 per dog
- Please Touch Museum tickets: $150.00
- Giants grocery store: $5,000 in gift cards and a year's supply of diapers

In order for the show to survive, Mediaweek's Berman says the Gosselins need to be upfront with the audience.

"They're now a celebrity couple," says Berman. "The emphasis of the show has changed, and they need to address how they've evolved."

"If they don't evolve the show, I think the audience is going to be upset,"
he tells Us. "You can't fool an audience."

What Can Kate Do to Stop the Insanity?

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20278340,00.html

Kate Gosselin 'Horrified' by Claims She Cheated with Bodyguard
By Kate Coyne
Originally posted Tuesday May 12, 2009 09:30 AM EDT
Kate Gosselin
Photo by: Roger Wong / INF

Kate Gosselin, whose adventures raising twins and sextuplets are chronicled on the hit TLC reality show Jon & Kate Plus Eight, is fighting back at reports that she has been having a more-than-platonic relationship with Steve Neild, a bodyguard who frequently travels with her and her family.

Two weeks after stories linked her husband, Jon Gosselin, with a 23-year-old school teacher, Kate says she is now the target of tabloid lies. "The next story coming out from the animals that stalk us is about our security person and his family," Kate tells PEOPLE exclusively. "Already the allegations they're making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomable, and I am horrified."

"These are people who absolutely love us and want to see us through to the end," Kate says of Neild and his family. "Of course, both of them travel with us at times, and we've spent holidays together, because, in this situation, your circle grows smaller and smaller, and it's very natural to become friends with your manager, your publicist, your security team ... they're the only people you have left. And now they're coming under fire."

With few close companions, and her marriage to Jon hitting a rough patch, Kate says she is terrified that this latest round of stories will drive away the friends she and her family have left. "I'm totally panicking, and thinking, 'We are going to lose our last set of friends.' I keep calling them, begging, 'Seriously, I'm so sorry. Don't run away from us.' They keep saying, ‘We're fine, we're fine.' But they have paparazzi in front of their house. It's so upsetting."

Most troubling to her is the realization "we opened our world to this," she says, adding, "but we willingly made a conscious decision to put this out there. Our friends and family did not. I had no idea we would potentially take down the people that we love around us."

She adds: "It's like saying, 'Thanks for your support, let me sic the paparazzi on you.' It's very very difficult. It leaves us, essentially, alone and friendless. It's terrible.

Ultimately, Kate says she does not know what she can do to stop the insanity. "The scary thing for me is [the tabloids] are going to take information and create a story. It's a matter of, 'When will they stop?' They're going to keep going, and they'll make up stuff to connect the dots."

Kate clears the air about the other tabloid reports – including her feelings about her husband's bar-hopping and her plans for her family's future – in the upcoming issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday.

Ultimately, Kate says she does not know what she can do to stop the insanity.

HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Get off the television!!!!!

Priorities! Spray Tan and A New Bodyguard!

What to do on the one day that you are home, especially if it's your children's birthday? Well, go out and get a spray tan!

It looks like Mr Grey got Mother's Day off to spend with his own family, how nice.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=05&evt=gosselin-mothers&pic=kate-gosselin-mothers-day-06.jpg

Check out the shoes!

http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2009&mon=05&evt=gosselin-mothers&pic=kate-gosselin-mothers-day-13.jpg

Happy Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there!


Poor Jon was so concerned about his mother's foot a couple of months ago that he had to leave his family behind to take care of her!
I was wondering since Jon is so close to his mother if he would be spending anytime with her today or if she is invited over to the Konpound to help celebrate her grandchildren's 5th birthday.

We all know that America's #1 Christian, Kate will not honor her mother today....so sad....I wonder if they will address that on her appearance of the Christian show 700 Club tomorrow. "Honor thy parents".....NOT!

Mr Gray

http://www.prudentrisk.com/staff.html

Steve K. Neild
Executive Vice President
Steve Neild served with the New Zealand Police Department for 19 years, during which time he lead the special operations section and focused on counter-terrorism and dignitary protection.

His special expertise is in VIP protection and major event security planning. His experience has included work for the 2000 Olympics, the 2001 Queensland Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting (CHOGM), close protection planning and management for the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC), for the Royal Families of Britain, Thailand, and Brunei, U.S. President Clinton, and many other elected heads of state. Mr. Neild has also served in leadership roles of large-scale security operations during the 2000 and 2004 Olympics and numerous major sporting events worldwide.

He has been the central point of contact and liaison with marketing and major corporate management operations, local police, various military representatives, and with government and international intelligence agencies.

Mr. Neild also has substantial experience in law enforcement and counter-terrorism operations and management of large critical facilities, such as Auckland International Airport in Auckland, New Zealand. This developed his skills in project and change management, business continuity, and risk management, comprising strategic asset protection and emergency planning, along with civil defense and security related aircraft crew/response personal training exercises.

How Many Times Can You Say "I"`

I counted 20 of them...Not once does she say "our" kids or "our" family...Same old Kate is all about
ME.....ME......ME.........

You think she could end her statement by wishing other mothers a Happy Mother's Day? Absolutely NOT....it's all about narcissistic KATE GOSSELIN! Yeah, Kate you step aside and let those sextuplets enjoy their birthday, after all where would you be if not for them? Working weekends as a nurse? Living in that small little house that you had your best memories in? Maybe you might even have a few friends or a bit of family left in your life. Fame and fortune has found its way to your doorstep via the stork, didn't it?

Let me ask one question Kate, will you be filming the sextuplets 5th birthday party for the world to see? Or, are you going to give them a day off for their birthday? Or perhaps you are giving yourself a day off since it is Mothers Day. Did you know that you were voted the second worst mother on television? Wow, quite a feat. Happy Mother's Day! Oh, in your words "you're not welcome".

http://larrykinglive.blogs.cnn.com/2009/05/07/lkl-blog-exclusive-jon-kate-plus-8-commentary-2/

May 7, 2009
LKL Web Exclusive: “Jon & Kate Plus 8″ Commentary!
Posted: 04:29 PM ET
This is an exclusive LKL Webpage commentary by Kate Gosselin of TLC’s “Jon and Kate plus 8″ – Kate, a mother of twins and sextuplets, is a guest tonight on Larry King Live! Let us know what you want to hear from Kate NOW!

It’s OUR birthday! We’re 5! The funny thing about having multiples is that they do everything in ‘we’s’…. and my sextuplets on their birthday are no different! This Sunday, my babies are turning five years old and I am asking myself that very well used question: ‘where has the time gone?’

On this day, five years ago, I was appropriately grouchy and unbearable…. I couldn’t even stand myself! I was doing what I was supposed to be doing, ‘gestating’ (as Jon always put it) my six and growing more impatient as each second passed. I was a big inflated misersble blob!

On one hand, I wanted nothing more than to go into labor because I knew my body was screaming that it couldn’t take much more…. I could literally feel it failing. On the other hand, I knew that I needed to fight for every second possible to keep my six predetermined preemies in where they were safe and exactly where they were supposed to be. . There was never going to be a time that was ’safe’ for me to deliver. I was fighting for their lives and furthermore, for their quality of life!

A few hours after the close of Mothers Day 2004, my most miserable one in my history of being a mother, I received the best six gifts (to add to the previous best two gifts I had already received in 2000) I have ever received. Alexis Faith, Hannah Joy, Aaden Jonathan, Collin Thomas, Leah Hope, and Joel Kevin arrived in that order to make my life complete. Each was completely perfect, healthy and beautiful! A mothers day I will never ever forget….I had fought and won a very trying battle….

This year, as we celebrate that miraculous day, five years later, on Mothers day, I am completely happy to step aside and allow my miracles to shine ….after all, when I look at my Precious Eight little Faces, I am quite sure that, for me, everyday is Mothers Day!

Kate Needs to Tell the Truth, For Once!

The brother was not paid for his story.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1724252/jon_and_kate_gosselin_deny_cheating.html?cat=62

Awwhh, Poor Kate!

For some reason, I just don't feel sorry for you! But......I do feel sorry for what you have put your 8 children through! Now you know how it feels to have your life played out in front of millions of people!
Send the cameras packing and work on your family!
Christian, my ass!

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kate-gosselin-very-hesitant-to-believe-any-reports-of-husbands-affair/22226?nc

Open Marriage?

Who the hell is she waving at?
Finally someone asks the questions we want to know the answers to. And the oh so nurturing mother goes to FAO Schwartz to buy her kid's love......


http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=91e13905-161c-4ab8-ae35-f4bad410fca9

This is Sad, Sad, Sad

As much as I can't stand Kate Gosselin, it is unfortunate that it has gotten this bad. Poor kids. Maybe those rumors about Mr Grey are true? I really didn't think Jon would cheat but things aren't looking so good, are they?

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/see-jon-and-kate-dad-sneaking-out-of-mistress-home-200955

Kate Gosselin Worst Mother on Reality TV

Kate Gosselin tops another "worst" list and this time it's not for her hair-"don't".

http://television.aol.com/insidetv/2009/05/01/bad-reality-tv-moms/

Kate Gosselin
Show: 'Jon & Kate Plus 8'

Why She's Bad: Caring for young twins and sextuplets looks like hell, so at first, we could overlook the stressed-out mom's overbearing perfectionism. But now that the family is raking in the money and employs a nanny, our sympathy is dwindling. Make the incessant nagging stop!

Jon and Kate Make the Ten Worst Human Beings on Television List

Looks like "America's Most Watched Couple" has made the 10 worst human beings on reality tv list!

Yahoo! TV Blog
Most Questionable Characters of Reality TV
http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/the-10-worst-human-beings-on-reality-tv--272

Sure, the reality television genre has produced admirable upstanding citizens such as Phil Keoghan, Jeff Probst, Tim Gunn and... some other folks, right? But more importantly, reality TV is also responsible for bringing viewers some of the worst people ever captured on camera -- some of whom we love to hate, and some of whom we'd hate to love. Here's our list of the lowest of the low, the so-called stars that almost make us ashamed to be addicted to reality TV.

Spencer and Heidi ("The Hills")
They can't do a single thing without turning it into an impromptu photo shoot, and whenever their press coverage starts to dwindle they just get faux-married to gross everyone out and make headlines. They are the worst kind of celebrity -- the kind that doesn't care why they're famous, as long as they are.

Coach ("Survivor")
Coach is a delusional, misogynistic jerk, even if his compulsive lying is hilarious to watch at times. Did you know he was kidnapped by Amazonian warriors once? And that they tried to eat his butt? And that he's a dragon slayer? The truly scary thing is he actually appears to believe his tall tales.

Jaime ("The Amazing Race")
She hates it when people do not speak English, so it makes perfect sense that she would want to go on a show that constantly requires her to communicate with people who do not speak English. She's also ridiculously impatient, a yeller, and a huge embarrassment to her lovely teammate Cara.

Tyra Banks ("America's Next Top Model")
No matter who you are, what your story is, how well or poorly you are able to smile with your eyes, it is always, always, always all about Tyra. Each "Top Model" episode is about 10% modeling and 90% Tyra worship. She may have embraced a healthy body image, but she's yet to embrace a little thing we like to call self-awareness.

Dr. Drew ("Celebrity Rehab")
Is there no group of people in pain he won't exploit for television? The answer seems to be no. He has like 19 shows on the air right now, and all of them showcase his self-indulgent need to appear to be a savior to desperate people at their rock bottom. Note to Dr. Drew: those people need real rehab, not a VH1 mansion and a camera crew.

Clint Black ("Celebrity Apprentice")
Clint has turned out to be the unlikely villain of this season. He's smug, he's arrogant, he never takes that damn hat off, and he has only terrible ideas. Why has he lasted this long? And why does The Donald keep reminding us about all the records he's sold? Nobody cares!

Gordon Ramsay ("Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares")
Screaming expletives at people for messing up a Beef Wellington is pretty universally uncalled for. Points for being the most creative name-caller on television, though. Crunchy risotto? You're a "[bleep] donkey!" Overcooked John Dory? Get out of here, you "[bleep] donut!" Ramsay may be hilarious, but he's also a jerk.

Kelly Bensimon ("The Real Housewives of New York City")
From calling Jill's daughter's arthritis "cute," to picking an unnecessary fight with Bethenny, to showing up late to her own Halloween party, to just being the most self-centered, self-involved person on a show about abysmally self-centered, self-involved people, Kelly is a walking nightmare.

Jon and Kate Gosselin ("Jon and Kate Plus 8")
They are literally never not at each other's throats, pettily bickering and insulting each other in front of the kids constantly and barely tolerating one another in their interviews. The kids are funny and adorable, but their parents' relationship is horrific, and one of the most depressing things to watch on television.

Megan ("Rock of Love," "Charm School," the upcoming "Trophy Wife")
She got kicked out of "Charm School" for fighting, then she showed up drunk to the reunion, told Sharon she thinks Ozzy is brain-dead, got a glass of wine poured over her head by the headmistress herself and then turned around and sued Sharon for battery. Over a spilled drink. She's by and far the vilest lady in "Rock of Love" history, which is quite a feat indeed.

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/the-10-worst-human-beings-on-reality-tv--272

TLC - Laughing All the Way to the Bank of Exploitation

There are many people out there that believe that the recent photo of Jon with a "mystery" woman driving his new $40,000.00 sports car was a PR stunt to get more viewers to tune in to Season Five of Jon and Kate Plus 8. I don't believe it, but, I don't doubt for one moment that TLC is ecstatic that "America's Most Watched Family" (per their commercial) was the lead in story for almost every major entertainment show and tabloid.

When are Jon and Kate going to realize that they are being exploited as much as they are exploiting their children? Jon has said that he hates the attention and the fact that he can't live his life as an "average" citizen. Well then how do you think your EIGHT children feel? It's time to stand up, be a man and put your foot down for once. Maybe Kate can't see through her fake tan how much TLC is using your family for their own greed but Jon maybe you can!

They're using you Jon and Kate! Wake up!!!!! Stop being so selfish and greedy...Enough already! Save what you have left of your souls! Rescue your children before it's much too late to do so....

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2009/05/02/sbt.john.kate.drama.cnn


Question for Kate.....
Do you enjoy the fact that some of your fans have photos of YOUR children plastered all over the net? Kind of creepy, don't ya think?